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"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'What are you implying?'

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

'As I see it, there are two groups. Them - who came from nowhere and wear fig leaves - and us, who have been around for a long time, and are just trying to evolve.'

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

'I know you didn't actually transact any business, but we do have a $2.00 cover charge.'

"Shame really...excellent symmetry"

OK, when we're together and we're being attacked, there's no need for both of us to drop our tails: let's flip a coin for it...

Sheep Pranks.

Running from the wicked queen, Snow White finds herself in a strange part of town...

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

"I can't fit these things, but I'm sure it doesn't matter. . ."

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

'For crying out loud - will you quit grinding your teeth!'

"Wanna go for a ride on the trouser snake?"

Nadia discovers the benefits of performance-enhancing thugs.