Fans Of Humorous Twists Pillows

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'What are you implying?'

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

'You're sexy when your mind is somewhere else.'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

'As I see it, there are two groups. Them - who came from nowhere and wear fig leaves - and us, who have been around for a long time, and are just trying to evolve.'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

'I know you didn't actually transact any business, but we do have a $2.00 cover charge.'

"Shame really...excellent symmetry"

"I can't fit these things, but I'm sure it doesn't matter. . ."

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

Sheep Pranks.

'For crying out loud - will you quit grinding your teeth!'

Running from the wicked queen, Snow White finds herself in a strange part of town...

OK, when we're together and we're being attacked, there's no need for both of us to drop our tails: let's flip a coin for it...

Your eyes are like ... one limpid pool and one regular eye.

Magician in a doctor's waiting room.

The Hades Tonight Show. No, I don't think you need to send out a comedian first to warm up the studio audience.

"Wanna go for a ride on the trouser snake?"