Lovers Of Twists And Parodies Pillows

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Gogglebollox.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'What are you implying?'

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

Schlock Holmes

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

Coping with Normalcy

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

Vampire mailman.

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'

'Dear Sir. Not much a letter, is it?'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.