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Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Gogglebollox.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'What are you implying?'

Schlock Holmes

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

Coping with Normalcy

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

Vampire mailman.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'

'Dear Sir. Not much a letter, is it?'