Lovers Of Twists Prints

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Diet Sugar House.

'What are you implying?'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Deux Ex Mechanic

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

The modern version.

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

Hansel and Gretal.

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

"Velcro!"

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

They decided to settle out of court.

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

"See I told you electing Trump would create jobs!"