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The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Diet Sugar House.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'What are you implying?'

False starts.

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

Sheep Pranks.

'Tell me about the birds, Forget about the bees,'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

"Velcro!"

Take a ride with the reaper.

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

Good morning! I'm the vulture of happiness! Ray realizes it's going to be one of those days

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

Finishing Line

"I want to huff and puff and blow down a big beautiful wall."

'I didn't THINK infiltration would work.'

Island

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.