Horror Film Lover T-Shirts

'On your personals AD, you say you're a butcher . . . that's fascinating. Tell me about that . . .'

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

Canine Scentipede

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Hitchcock's The Birds

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'You complete me.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Squeal like a pig!