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"What an unrealistic movie!"

"To get people's attention we're naming climate events after horror movies."

"Excuse me... We're looking for the Black Lagoon."

A pair of fishermen see themselves reflected in the water as skeletons.

The Last Few Weeks of Pregnancy.

Boris Karloff

It's a dark and stormy night. Maybe I'll knock off early and rent a movie.

Horror Movie Shorts

Flight of Dracula

As the tension builds...

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Zombie Fish

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'He likes to power nap.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

"The Eggsorcist"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Canine Scentipede

Solar Frankenstein

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'