Scary Movie Aficionado T-Shirts

"I love a scary film"

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He likes to power nap.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"The Eggsorcist"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Canine Scentipede

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Hitchcock's The Birds

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached