Scary Movie Fan T-Shirts

"Gee, I don't know—does it really say Christmas?"

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

The Mummy's Purse...

Zombie Problems

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Regular or decapitated?'

Hitchcock's The Birds

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.