Fearful Film Fan T-Shirts

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Canine Scentipede

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Hitchcock's The Birds

'It's a horror-comedy.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

I want to be a lawn!

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Squeal like a pig!

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Night of the living will