Fearful Film Fan Gifts

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"The Eggsorcist"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Canine Scentipede

'It was great. I hated it.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'It's a horror-comedy.'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

Hitchcock's The Birds

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Squeal like a pig!

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"