Tear-jerking Movie Fan Gifts

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

I want to be a lawn!

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Vanity Publishing.

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"Did I miss something?"

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

Stars Without Make-Up.

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"You said you wanted me to read more, so tonight we're watching one of those movies with subtitles."