Tear-jerking Movie Fan Gifts

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

The mission: Impossible burger.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sylvester Stallone

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

Vanity Publishing.

Morgan Freeman

Millennial Splaining

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

'Stupid teacher! - I have to do a report on a book that hasn't even been made into a MOVIE!'

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

Stars Without Make-Up.

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"Did I miss something?"

Sheep talking "I'm auditioning for the part of breakfast in my latest movie, but I'm just not sure what my motivation is?" "Milk and cereal I'd have thought"

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'