Emotional Moviegoer Gifts

'Popcorn-Soda-Hankies'

They killed the monster!

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Kissing at the Movies

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"Did I miss something?"

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

Repent

'You've seen the film now eat the cast!'

Christmas-Plex

'Are you crying?'

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

'Sorry, sir, you can't take that bucket of raw meat in - have to buy all food from our snack bar.'

"Sit down Fred!"

"No love, your Daddy isn't Spider-Man. Your Daddy is a Father For Justice."

Wife, watching Chilean miners rescue, cries as husband returns safely from work.