Moviegoers Gifts

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Cinemuck

"Don't go in there!!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

Harriet Walter

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

Subtitles are often used in film productions

"Seats in all parts!"

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'