Moviegoers Pillows

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Harriet Walter

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"I forget-did we decide to see something life-affirming or something mind-numbing?"

"Seats in all parts!"

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

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