Movie Night Enthusiasts Pillows

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Must you chomp on that squeaky toy during the movie?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees