Movie-going Gifts

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

"With this film, I finally enter the front ranks of American moviegoers."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Bloody hell!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

The Da Vinci Cod

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"It's about time."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

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