Going To The Movies Gifts

You are very important to me!

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Da Vinci Cod

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"It's about time."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Hollywood producer.

Queen Kong

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'