Visiting Cinema Gifts

Doggy-3D

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

You are very important to me!

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

3D

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'Oh man, every time.'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

Ellen Page

'We come to this planet in search of a movie deal. . . like 'E.T.'.'

"Well after what they told me, my mum and dad haven't got a clue."

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Couple Watching Scary Film

"That film we were keen on two years ago is coming out."

The Marx Brothers in 3D

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito