Attending Cinema Gifts

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Billy. The Kid.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Bloody hell!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Steve McQueen

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Canadian film production

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The Da Vinci Cod

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Dancing with the Star Wars

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"