Attending Cinema Pillows

The Marx Brothers in 3D

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Bloody hell!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Steve McQueen

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Canadian film production

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Dancing with the Star Wars

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Moby Dick

The Da Vinci Cod

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.