Going To Cinema Pillows

Made-For-TV Movie

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Bloody hell!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The Da Vinci Cod

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'