Going To Cinema Pillows

Made-For-TV Movie

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Bloody hell!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

The Da Vinci Cod

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"It's about time."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"