Community Cinema Goer Pillows

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'They all want to play the star.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Harriet Walter

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Cinemuck

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

'Scary movie?'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Doggy-3D

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Cars at the drive in.

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"And now the award for..."

Just shut the hell up and say action!

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"Seats in all parts!"

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'If movies are supposed to depress the hell out of you, then what's life for?'