Going To The Cinema Gifts

Falling asleep in the cinema.

'Ooh that was fun dear! Let's do and see it again tomorrow.'

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

The Da Vinci Cod

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Dancing with the Star Wars

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Queen Kong

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'