Going To The Cinema Gifts

Falling asleep in the cinema.

'Ooh that was fun dear! Let's do and see it again tomorrow.'

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. I've always felt that a film examining the complex interactions between a man, his fast car, various cool weapons and a host of bad guys DEFINITELY qualifies as a 'relationship' movie!"

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

"So much for the free good movie of the year."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Billy. The Kid.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It was great. I hated it.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

The Da Vinci Cod

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"It's about time."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"