Cinema Trips Gifts

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'Scary movie?'

You are very important to me!

Doggy-3D

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

Should We All Go To The Movies?

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Fin (The end).

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

'My Barry hates horror films.'

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Falling asleep in the cinema.

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"I can't watch the gory part."

There will now be an interval while the film comes back on.

The Milkman Always Rings Twice.

"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"

Christmas-Plex

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?