Cinema Trips Gifts

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'Scary movie?'

You are very important to me!

Doggy-3D

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

Should We All Go To The Movies?

Fin (The end).

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'My Barry hates horror films.'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

The Marx Brothers in 3D

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Falling asleep in the cinema.

The Milkman Always Rings Twice.

Christmas-Plex

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

There will now be an interval while the film comes back on.

"I can't watch the gory part."

"I wish my life were as exciting as those movies!"