Cinematic Experiences Gifts

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Tourists

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"An everything Martini, please."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"It's about time."

I love Museum Shops

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Snake Charming

Ennio Morricone

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Memory Content is King

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Monica Bellucci

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

"What's my motivation?"

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.