Cinematic Experiences Pillows

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Tourists

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"An everything Martini, please."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

I love Museum Shops

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Snake Charming

Ennio Morricone

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"What's my motivation?"

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'