Theater Experience Pillows

'Ever notice that the actors keep getting thinner while the audience gets fatter?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

Herman Mankiewicz

Tut and Carmen.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'