Experiences Gifts

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

Tourists

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

I love Museum Shops

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Snake Charming

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

We learn by doing

Women

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

'What I like about Magaloof Tracey is it feels so foreign.'

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

"Wow, that kid does not like Georgia O'Keeffe."

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Benefits of Living Abroad

"I'm open to new things."

'Yes, Bwana?'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"But what did you expect to find in a JAPANESE topless restaurant, dear?"

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'If he doesn´t bark in French don´t answer him.'

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'