Unusual Experiences Gifts

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"An everything Martini, please."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Storage Unit of Love

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

Women

'You are here' sign on desert island.

Odd Spas

Newton discovers surrealism

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"I'm open to new things."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Trust your instinct and soar! Is that all the advice you could give me for my first flight Dad?"

'It's my claim for compensation.'

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)

Unaware Fishermen have just hooked King Neptune by the nose with one of their fishing lure lines.

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

'The golf balls you found by the lake are hatching.'

Tennis anyone?

"That's a cool backpack! Should I be wearing one?"

Fish pedicures - a woman with her feet in goldfish bowls, with the fish complaining about what they have to eat since the beauty craze took off.

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

"Mister Bones?!"

"The closer I get to 50 the more I think it's young."

Extreme sports Society - doorbell reads, 'Massive buzz'.