Funny Experiences Gifts

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"This does not make us friends."

Storage Unit of Love

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'Ferguson's not at his desk -- He must be sleepwalking again!'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"Well, do you have proof it wasn't bigfoot?

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

'Yes,your feet are still there!'

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

The usual?

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.