Funny Experiences Gifts

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"This does not make us friends."

Storage Unit of Love

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

Spiderman car window cleaner

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

'Ferguson's not at his desk -- He must be sleepwalking again!'

"I'm open to new things."

"Well, do you have proof it wasn't bigfoot?

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

'Yes,your feet are still there!'

Call Center Agents Should Be Able To Apologize And To Admit Mistakes.

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

Did you just trip and fall and drop your bride? You could be eligible for 'America's goofiest home videos'!