Funny Taxi Experiences Gifts

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'Follow that cab!'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'But you kept saying the rhythm was gonna get you.'

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

Where’s Santa?

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

Metrognome

Jester taunts the traffic police.

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

'Did you whistle?'

"That explains a lot."

Hailing a Taxi

Europa and the Bull

Taxicab Collection

'I had that grim reaper in the back the other day.' - Cabbies' Heaven.

'MEXICO!'

"If he says, 'Nothing is certain but death and taxis' one more time..."

A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.

'Big tipper' gets a taxi before everybody else.