Taxi Driver Humor Gifts

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

A Quiet Rebuke.

'Are we broke yet?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

Limerick Airport

"Rockefeller Center."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I was a taxi driver once but I resigned!' 'Why?' 'I hate people talking behind my back.'

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Filling up.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Sat-Nav for Men