Taxi Humor Fan Gifts

"If he says, 'Nothing is certain but death and taxis' one more time..."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Follow that cab!'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Can I have a look at the map?

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Quick, follow that star

'It's a slow trap.'

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

Do not pass.

Traffic Jam

Slow, Men at Work.

'Go to Hell'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

The Problem with the TSA

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

"Whether I have five passengers or five hundred, I try to make the same inane announcements."

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Snail Crossing.

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

Elephant Taxi Emergency

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'Finally!'

Move to Arizona.

Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.