Funny Taxi Experiences Pillows

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"Rockefeller Center."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Go to Hell'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"The kitchen sink. . . actually I DID pack it, it's the one over there on the left."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Sorry, I've only got £4. You'll have to reverse for a mile or two.'

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

Metrognome

'Did you whistle?'

"Man, how I hate these Friday afternoon gridlocks!"

Where’s Santa?

Jester taunts the traffic police.

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

"That explains a lot."

Hailing a Taxi

Europa and the Bull

Taxicab Collection

'I had that grim reaper in the back the other day.' - Cabbies' Heaven.

'MEXICO!'

A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.

'Big tipper' gets a taxi before everybody else.

"Hey, I have to go. My Uber is here."