Funny Car Rides Pillows

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'And here's the toolkit.'

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Told you so.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

'Power steering.'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Dog with long tongue out car window.

Parking? I don't think so.

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"The car must be in the shop."