Funny Car Rides Gifts

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

The Scanner Of Love.

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Told you so.'

'Power steering.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

Driving a Lemon.

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

Dog with long tongue out car window.

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

Parking? I don't think so.

Sat Nag

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

Comedy Club. Open Mic Nite. A car doing comedy? It it's like mine, it'll make funny noises!

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

'I don't care what you say lad.....I say he was speeding!'

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Honk honk here, honk honk there, everywhere a honk honk

Fly driving a car with little humans on the windscreen.

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down...which will be in the fall.."

"Could be just a coincidence, but that whining noise seems to stop when your husband gets out of the car."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.