Fun Rides Gifts

The Scanner Of Love.

Skipping Horse

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Riding the Rollercoaster.

25¢ Ride the Pony

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Tunnel of love waterfall

The interminable!

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Get a life

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Marathon costume

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

K-9 10k

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

'Wrong button!'

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

Surrendering isn't going to stop this, Ernie!