Amusement Rides Gifts

Scary rides down at the job fair.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Tunnel of Laundry.

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

Taken for a ride

Man exiting from a 'Barrel of Laughs' fairground ride with a custard pie in his face.

"Blind Merry-Go-Round."

'Wrong button!'

"This isn't any better than a treadmill stress test, but it's a lot more fun for me."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

The Scanner Of Love.

Funnel of Love

Diving Cat.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Tunnel of TV

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"Tunnel of love"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.