Water Rides Gifts

Tunnel of love waterfall

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

The Scanner Of Love.

Diving Cat.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Log Ride

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I like fountains very much!"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Children playing around a water pump

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

When Seniors Fly

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

The synchronized shower event.

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"