Water Ride Enthusiast Gifts

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Log Ride

Bring your own inflatable.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Lifesaver!

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Wine taster with mineral water

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Cruise.

A family playing in the sea

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'No surf?'

"That's the deep end."

"That's my boy!"

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"