Aquatic Amusement Gifts

Diving Cat.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Fresh fish

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"He chases submarines."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Tunnel of love waterfall

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Scuba Diving Devil

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"I spilled my drink."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

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"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

'He's Dyslexic.'

'Fred, I think you better get rid of those flys on you hat.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

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'Mom, I'm going to play in the sprinklers.'