Nature Amusement Gifts

Tree Revenge

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Diving Cat.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

'What are you doing?!'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

Take a peek 50¢

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Wilderness - City.

'I don't really care how well I play, I'm just happy to be able to appreciate nature on a beautiful day like this!'

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

Up North Training

Yeti in the outhouse

"How come there's no exit?"

"First barbecue?"

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

"You're such a hoot, Owen!"

"When we lay someone off, we try to make it a pleasant experience for them."

"Rub his belly."

Man in filled waders - 'Bob for stuff'.

'It's the sun. The sun is glinting like silver on my lovely tresses!'

Escalator Turns Into Slide

Tricks for Little Boys