Agricultural Amusement Gifts

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

The Taming of the Ewe

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Cow Pollen

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Cow Wash Cycle.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"

'Big egg.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Christmas Cow.

The Ox Factor

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Perhaps it would be easier using mice?

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''