Agricultural Antics Gifts

"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

'MILK ME!'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Food fight!'

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Start talking."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

They're Brazillian!

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"Is that a new watch?"

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

The Moo-Walk

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Miaow??'

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'