Agricultural Humor Fan Gifts

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."

Crop Dusting?

BAAYE!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Dedication to excellence....

"I'm an enigma!"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

They're Brazillian!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'