Agricultural Humor'], Gifts

Oil prices.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

They're Brazillian!

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

"Is that a new watch?"

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?