Agricultural Humor'], Gifts

Oil prices.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

They're Brazillian!

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Is that a new watch?"

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'