Agricultural Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I'm an enigma!"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

They're Brazillian!

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Peripheral vision cow