Agricultural Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I'm an enigma!"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

They're Brazillian!

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'Miaow??'

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'