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"You planted only beans and corn last year, right Herman...?"

'MILK ME!'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Food fight!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Start talking."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

They're Brazillian!

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

"Is that a new watch?"

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

The Moo-Walk

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

'Miaow??'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."